A-Z April, also Buffbear

And that's all I have to say about that.

JOESKY Tax

Buffbear
No. Enc.: 1
Alignment: non-standard (Sexay)
Movement: 120' (40')
Armor Class: 3 (scalemail + amazing dexterity)
Hit Dice: 3+1 HD of undiluted studdlyness
Attacks: 1 sword for 1d8+1*
Save: F3
Morale: 12
Hoard Class: VI

• Radiates a constant fascinate effect (as the spell, see LLAEC or OSRIC) which affects both men and women. 
• Able to use a specific, limited form of the ESP spell at will. This works on all women and female creatures**, but is useful only for determining what they desire most. 
• Never surprised (he is VERY open-minded)

Buffbear always speaks of himself in the third person. It is part of his mystique.

*  By inclination Buffbear is a lover, not a fighter. He will always attempt to *ahem* negotiate first.
** Normally asexual creatures have a 50% chance of counting as female for the purposes of Buffbear's ESP. A gelatinous cube with a bow on top definitely counts as female.

What a guy.

Buffbear discovered by Jeff Rients. Statted up at the request of Jason Kielbasa.

CAUTION: Don't make the mistake of googling the word "Buffbear" in search of a larger version of this image. My eyes!!! [link thankfully SFW]

Pic source: both c/o the internet. No specific source known.