My thoughts on this:
- In b4 WOTC lean on creator demanding their cut.
- I thought we'd plumbed the collective depths with the D&D sodas.
- Needs moar Old Spice parody:
“Hello, ladies. Look at your elf, now back to me. Now back at your elf, now back to me.
Anything is possible when your elf smells like Stygian Black Lotus and not a soft-handed gurlyman. I’m on a unicorn.”
Dammit capitalism! You used to be cool.