And I thought the Gamescience D-Total was an invention in search of a role.
Feast your eyes on these little beauties(?):
"Sure, I like the busyness and illegibility of Pathfinder dice sets. But what I'd really want is over-sculpted, likely-to-be-irregular dice reminiscent of bundles of barbed wire. That would really represent me as a gamer."
You can get them here. $28 a set. Also available in metal for anything up to $200 per set if you really want to scratch up your table.
Edit: Also in the "excessively baroque much?" category: skeleton cutlery by Raven Armoury.
Right-hand skeleton: "Peg legs? They are for pussies and part-timers!"
These might actually make for fun treasure/monsters. Something like animated cutlery scaled for giants and made from the screaming skeletons of halflings.
Party: "So, do we give them a decent burial, or sell them as curios?"